Love calculator

The love calculator is a practical way to answer life's hard questions like, "Should I divorce?". It's like a Magic 8-Ball but more accurate with scientific percentages. Our proprietary love algorithm incorporates real-time celestial data and statistical averages from professional palm readers to determine how compatible you truly are. The love calculator has so far had a 99% success rate.

Your first name:

The apple of your eye's first name: